Why is Running Better Than Sex
It’s the love month! But I believe runners are thinking more about running than love. This February, runners might have more plans for long runs than having a dinner date. Runners are buying energy gels instead of flowers.
They can’t blame us. We love running is so much that we think it is even better than having sex. Here are the reasons posted in several internet sites explaining why running is better than sex.
- Running is consistently longer than sex.
- You can do it by yourself without being ashamed.
- It’s OK to have multiple partners.
- It’s easy to invite friends in group sessions.
- You can do it in public.
- You can do it with pets.
- You can do it without protection.
- You can do it together with the whole family.
- You don’t have to keep your magazines about running.
- You can wear skimpy shorts, tight fitted bra and tights anywhere.
- You can take photos and videos while doing it and share it in the internet without creating a scandal.
- The faster you perform, the better.
- It’s easier to explain the injuries.
- You can earn a medal.
- While doing it for the first time, your parents will even cheer for you.
- The only thing you need to wipe afterwards is your own sweat.
Did I miss other reasons why running is a lot better? Leave a comment below to share your thoughts.
Keep on running everyone. 😀
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ManokanRunner
Jinoe Gavan is the founder of this award-winning blog Takbo.ph, The Filipino Running Community. Known as ManokanRunner, he is a computer addict on weekdays, a church leader on weekends and a runner in all days of the week. He wants to run and cover as many miles in many places as he could. Read more about his life in the urban jungle with all the distractions and the fun of raising his son in DaddyandtheCity(dot)com.
All of the reasons stated above are valid but still nothing beats sex period.
Which is better? Both!
Sex is still better. Here are the reasons why:
1. You can have it wearing nothing
2. It burns more calories per minute
3. You can fall asleep after doing it
4. It’s much pleasurable than running
5. You can do it with different styles and positions.
I’ll think more if I have time, hehe..
Sex may be better than running for some if not for most. Just keep yourself protected at all times. Better late than pregnant! 😀
You cant build a family if theres mo sex. But you can have medals if you do running. Pwede bang magkaroon ng medal sa sex? Like 21rounds finisher? Hahaha